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Reporting for Grill Duty

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Someone's got to keep the coals in line — and this Grill Sergeant means business. Part military badge, part BBQ crest — the Grill Sergeant design features a stern, battle-hardened soldier in full combat helmet, flanked by crossed spatulas on a vintage shield emblem. The banner reads Reporting for Grill Duty — a rank earned not on the battlefield, but at the barbecue. Bold, distressed retro styling gives this one serious shelf presence. Whether he commands the charcoal with an iron fist or just takes his brisket very, very seriously — this is the shirt for the man who runs the grill like it's a military operation. A brilliant barbecue gift for dad, husband, or anyone who outranks everyone else when the coals are lit.Perfect For:

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10 colours

  • Maroon
  • Navy
  • Forest Green
  • Dark Chocolate
  • Royal
  • Turf Green
  • Charcoal
  • Military Green
  • Black
  • Purple

Sizes

  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL

See the size chart

Fabric

Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.

About our fabrics

About the design

Someone's got to keep the coals in line — and this Grill Sergeant means business. Part military badge, part BBQ crest — the Grill Sergeant design features a stern, battle-hardened soldier in full combat helmet, flanked by crossed spatulas on a vintage shield emblem. The banner reads Reporting for Grill Duty — a rank earned not on the battlefield, but at the barbecue. Bold, distressed retro styling gives this one serious shelf presence. Whether he commands the charcoal with an iron fist or just takes his brisket very, very seriously — this is the shirt for the man who runs the grill like it's a military operation. A brilliant barbecue gift for dad, husband, or anyone who outranks everyone else when the coals are lit.Perfect For:

BBQ dads who take grilling seriously (perhaps too seriously) Fans of military humour and retro badge-style designs A Father's Day, birthday, or Christmas gift for the man of the grill Husbands, brothers, or mates who fancy themselves a cut above at the barbecue Anyone who believes the barbecue deserves the same discipline as a parade ground

What it is made of

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Open-end yarn
  • Tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.

Size chart

Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Gildan 5000

Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.

Garment measurements in inches and cm
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S28.0 in71 cm18.0 in46 cm15.6 in40 cm
M29.0 in74 cm20.0 in51 cm17.0 in43 cm
L30.0 in76 cm22.0 in56 cm18.5 in47 cm
XL31.0 in79 cm24.0 in61 cm20.0 in51 cm
2XL32.0 in81 cm26.0 in66 cm21.5 in55 cm

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