T-shirt
And On The Seventh Day He Smoked
From £12.83
On the seventh day, He rested. On the seventh day, He also fired up the smoker — because some things are sacred. This bold, striking design features a divine hand clutching a rack of smoking ribs, wreathed in smoke and glory, with the words "And On The Seventh Day He Smoked" — a statement that needs absolutely no explanation to anyone who takes their low-and-slow seriously. Whether you're the pitmaster of the family or you know someone whose weekends are basically a religion of smoke, rubs, and patience, this tee says it all without saying a word. Equal parts reverent and ridiculous — exactly where the best BBQ humour lives.
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12 colours
- Maroon
- Navy
- Forest Green
- Dark Chocolate
- Cardinal
- Sapphire
- Heliconia
- Charcoal
- Military Green
- Yellow Haze
- Black
- Red
Fabric
Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.
About the design
On the seventh day, He rested. On the seventh day, He also fired up the smoker — because some things are sacred. This bold, striking design features a divine hand clutching a rack of smoking ribs, wreathed in smoke and glory, with the words "And On The Seventh Day He Smoked" — a statement that needs absolutely no explanation to anyone who takes their low-and-slow seriously. Whether you're the pitmaster of the family or you know someone whose weekends are basically a religion of smoke, rubs, and patience, this tee says it all without saying a word. Equal parts reverent and ridiculous — exactly where the best BBQ humour lives.
Who it is for
- Dedicated pitmasters and backyard smokers
- BBQ obsessives who treat the smoker like a calling
- Father's Day, birthdays, or Christmas gifts for the grill master in your life
- Anyone who believes slow-smoked meat is a spiritual experience
- Novelty gift seekers who want something genuinely funny and original
What it is made of
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.
Size chart
Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
Gildan 5000
Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.0 in71 cm | 18.0 in46 cm | 15.6 in40 cm |
| M | 29.0 in74 cm | 20.0 in51 cm | 17.0 in43 cm |
| L | 30.0 in76 cm | 22.0 in56 cm | 18.5 in47 cm |
| XL | 31.0 in79 cm | 24.0 in61 cm | 20.0 in51 cm |
| 2XL | 32.0 in81 cm | 26.0 in66 cm | 21.5 in55 cm |



