T-shirt
Want a Pizza of Me
From £13.24
Think you're tough? This raccoon's got a slice and he's not afraid to use it. Meet the most dangerous pizza dealer in the alley — a sharp-suited raccoon in a wide-brim hat, holding a loaded slice and daring you to step to him. The "Want a Pizza of Me?" slogan hits like a mob threat wrapped in melted mozzarella. Bold vintage-style artwork with serious attitude.Printed using high-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing — vivid colours, soft hand feel, and built to last.Printed on a Gildan 5000 — a classic heavyweight tee with a relaxed, roomy fit. If you're between sizes, size down for a more fitted look.This one's for the pizza obsessive who also appreciates a well-dressed trash panda throwing shade. Whether it's a birthday treat, a Christmas gift, or just something you absolutely need for yourself — this tee delivers.Perfect For: Pizza lovers and raccoon fans who take their slice seriously Anyone who appreciates gangster humour on a quality tee Funny birthday gift for him, brother, son, or mate Christmas or Father's Day gift for the foodie in your life Novelty gift seekers who want something genuinely original
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Fabric
Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.
About the design
Think you're tough? This raccoon's got a slice and he's not afraid to use it. Meet the most dangerous pizza dealer in the alley — a sharp-suited raccoon in a wide-brim hat, holding a loaded slice and daring you to step to him. The "Want a Pizza of Me?" slogan hits like a mob threat wrapped in melted mozzarella. Bold vintage-style artwork with serious attitude.Printed using high-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing — vivid colours, soft hand feel, and built to last.Printed on a Gildan 5000 — a classic heavyweight tee with a relaxed, roomy fit. If you're between sizes, size down for a more fitted look.This one's for the pizza obsessive who also appreciates a well-dressed trash panda throwing shade. Whether it's a birthday treat, a Christmas gift, or just something you absolutely need for yourself — this tee delivers.Perfect For: Pizza lovers and raccoon fans who take their slice seriously Anyone who appreciates gangster humour on a quality tee Funny birthday gift for him, brother, son, or mate Christmas or Father's Day gift for the foodie in your life Novelty gift seekers who want something genuinely original
What it is made of
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.
Size chart
Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
Gildan 5000
Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.0 in71 cm | 18.0 in46 cm | 15.6 in40 cm |
| M | 29.0 in74 cm | 20.0 in51 cm | 17.0 in43 cm |
| L | 30.0 in76 cm | 22.0 in56 cm | 18.5 in47 cm |
| XL | 31.0 in79 cm | 24.0 in61 cm | 20.0 in51 cm |
| 2XL | 32.0 in81 cm | 26.0 in66 cm | 21.5 in55 cm |
