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Pizza Lover

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You don't just eat pizza — you study it. This is the Pizzaologist Tee, made for the person who takes their pizza seriously. Featuring a bold diagram-style graphic on a classic black tee, the design breaks down a gloriously cheesy slice with scientific precision — labelling every layer like the culinary masterpiece it truly is. Part poster art, part love letter to the world's greatest food. Whether you're debating crust thickness over dinner or holding firm opinions about cheese-to-sauce ratios, this tee speaks your language. It's the perfect gift for anyone who approaches pizza with the dedication it deserves — and the humour to match.

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10 colours

  • Maroon
  • Navy
  • Forest Green
  • Dark Chocolate
  • Cardinal
  • Royal
  • Sapphire
  • Charcoal
  • Military Green
  • Black

Sizes

  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL

See the size chart

Fabric

Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.

About our fabrics

About the design

You don't just eat pizza — you study it. This is the Pizzaologist Tee, made for the person who takes their pizza seriously. Featuring a bold diagram-style graphic on a classic black tee, the design breaks down a gloriously cheesy slice with scientific precision — labelling every layer like the culinary masterpiece it truly is. Part poster art, part love letter to the world's greatest food. Whether you're debating crust thickness over dinner or holding firm opinions about cheese-to-sauce ratios, this tee speaks your language. It's the perfect gift for anyone who approaches pizza with the dedication it deserves — and the humour to match.

Who it is for

  • Pizza lovers, enthusiasts, and self-declared experts
  • Funny birthday or Christmas gift ideas
  • Pizza night hosts and Italian food fans
  • Novelty tee seekers with great taste
  • Anyone who's ever evaluated a slice like a professional

What it is made of

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Open-end yarn
  • Tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.

Size chart

Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Gildan 5000

Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.

Garment measurements in inches and cm
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S28.0 in71 cm18.0 in46 cm15.6 in40 cm
M29.0 in74 cm20.0 in51 cm17.0 in43 cm
L30.0 in76 cm22.0 in56 cm18.5 in47 cm
XL31.0 in79 cm24.0 in61 cm20.0 in51 cm
2XL32.0 in81 cm26.0 in66 cm21.5 in55 cm

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