T-shirt
No Pineapple On Pizza
From £12.83
Some things don't belong on pizza. Period. This bold statement shirt is for pizza purists who stand firm against pineapple on pizza. No apologies, no compromise, no Hawaiian.
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9 colours
- Maroon
- Black
- Navy
- Cardinal
- Dark Heather
- Sapphire
- Charcoal
- Military Green
- Brown Savana
Fabric
Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.
About the design
Some things don't belong on pizza. Period. This bold statement shirt is for pizza purists who stand firm against pineapple on pizza. No apologies, no compromise, no Hawaiian.
Pizza nights, pizzeria staff wear, Italian restaurants, casual wear with attitude, pizza debates at parties, showing your pizza credentials, making your stance crystal clear.
Pizza purists, Italian food traditionalists, pizza lovers with opinions, pizzeria owners, anti-pineapple activists, birthday presents for the opinionated foodie, Christmas for the pizza snob, conversation starter gift.
The design
- Bold, unapologetic text for those who take their pizza traditions seriously. Perfect for Italian food purists, pizza lovers with strong opinions, and anyone who believes fruit has no place on a pie.
What it is made of
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Size chart
Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
Gildan 5000
Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.0 in71 cm | 18.0 in46 cm | 15.6 in40 cm |
| M | 29.0 in74 cm | 20.0 in51 cm | 17.0 in43 cm |
| L | 30.0 in76 cm | 22.0 in56 cm | 18.5 in47 cm |
| XL | 31.0 in79 cm | 24.0 in61 cm | 20.0 in51 cm |
| 2XL | 32.0 in81 cm | 26.0 in66 cm | 21.5 in55 cm |



