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Low ABV High Standards

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Some people chase strength. This man chases a long, civilised afternoon, and he refuses to compromise on either front.

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11 colours

  • Maroon
  • Black
  • Navy
  • Red
  • Forest Green
  • Dark Chocolate
  • Cardinal
  • Charcoal
  • Military Green
  • Yellow Haze
  • White

Sizes

  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL

See the size chart

Fabric

Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.

About our fabrics

About the design

Some people chase strength. This man chases a long, civilised afternoon, and he refuses to compromise on either front.

The Low ABV. High Standards. design captures the philosophy perfectly - a bloke reclined in his deck chair with a pint in hand, mountains and water behind him, four more pints lined up and waiting. The tagline says it all: Built For The Whole Afternoon. Not Just The First One.

The ideal gift for the dad, husband, or brother who takes his session beer seriously and his afternoon very, very slowly. Perfect for Fathers Day, a birthday, or Christmas - for the man who has worked out that pacing yourself is actually the sophisticated choice.

Who it is for

  • Session beer fans, craft ale drinkers, and pub afternoon regulars
  • Fathers Day or birthday gift for dad or husband
  • Funny Christmas present for the man who plans his drinking like a marathon
  • Anyone who considers a full afternoon in the garden a personal achievement
  • Novelty gift for beer lovers who know exactly what they are doing

What it is made of

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it is extra trendy now!

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0-5.3 oz/yd2 (170-180 g/m2)
  • Open-end yarn
  • Tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.

Size chart

Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Gildan 5000

Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.

Garment measurements in inches and cm
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S28.0 in71 cm18.0 in46 cm15.6 in40 cm
M29.0 in74 cm20.0 in51 cm17.0 in43 cm
L30.0 in76 cm22.0 in56 cm18.5 in47 cm
XL31.0 in79 cm24.0 in61 cm20.0 in51 cm
2XL32.0 in81 cm26.0 in66 cm21.5 in55 cm
3XL33.0 in84 cm28.0 in71 cm22.8 in58 cm

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