T-shirt
I Dont Just Drink Beer
From £12.83
Forget radioactive spiders, this hero gets strength from a proper pint.
Choose colour and size on Etsy (opens in a new tab)You'll check out in our Etsy shop. Printed by Printful and posted to you.
14 colours
- Maroon
- Black
- Navy
- Red
- Forest Green
- Dark Chocolate
- Cardinal
- Royal
- Turf Green
- Heliconia
- Charcoal
- Military Green
- Orange
- Brown Savana
Fabric
Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.
About the design
Forget radioactive spiders, this hero gets strength from a proper pint.
A comic book explosion design features a caped, masked pint glass mid transformation on a black tee, paired with the bold slogan I Dont Just Drink Beer, I Absorb Its Super Powers across an arched banner.
Perfect for the self declared beer hero in your life, whether that is a comic book fan, a craft ale enthusiast, or someone who just enjoys a good pint based pun. Great for birthdays, Fathers Day, or any excuse for a laugh.
Who it is for
- Comic book and superhero fans who also love a cold pint
- A birthday or Fathers Day gift for dad, husband, or boyfriend
- Christmas gift for the beer-loving joker in the family
- Craft ale and homebrew fans who appreciate a bold graphic
- Novelty gift seekers who want a design with a bit of humour
What it is made of
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.
Size chart
Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
Gildan 5000
Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.0 in71 cm | 18.0 in46 cm | 15.6 in40 cm |
| M | 29.0 in74 cm | 20.0 in51 cm | 17.0 in43 cm |
| L | 30.0 in76 cm | 22.0 in56 cm | 18.5 in47 cm |
| XL | 31.0 in79 cm | 24.0 in61 cm | 20.0 in51 cm |
| 2XL | 32.0 in81 cm | 26.0 in66 cm | 21.5 in55 cm |
| 3XL | 33.0 in84 cm | 28.0 in71 cm | 22.8 in58 cm |



