I Built A 900 Degree Box For A 4 Dollar Tomato No Regrets

About the design

Because sometimes the tomato deserves a 900-degree wood-fired oven, and honestly, zero regrets. Printed as a bold full back graphic for maximum impact. This design features a mustachioed pizza artisan holding a ripe tomato aloft in front of a roaring wood-fired oven, framed by the immortal declaration: I Built A 900 Degree Box For A 4 Dollar Tomato — No Regrets. Vintage illustration style, bold lettering, and the kind of unhinged dedication to pizza that only true believers will understand.

Whether it's a gift for the pizza obsessive in your life or a treat for yourself, this tee captures the beautiful madness of caring too much about a fruit. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, or any occasion that calls for a bit of pizza-fuelled swagger.

Who it is for

• Pizza lovers, home bakers, and wood-fired oven obsessives
• Anyone who takes their tomatoes very, very seriously
• Gift for dad, husband, brother, or son
• Birthday, Christmas, or Father's Day gift
• Foodie humour fans who get the joke immediately

What it is made of

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.