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Ask Me About My Fermentation Schedule

From £12.83

Fair warning: he will actually tell you about it.

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11 colours

  • Black
  • Turf Green
  • Charcoal
  • Orange
  • Tropical Blue
  • Gold
  • Daisy
  • Sky
  • Yellow Haze
  • Light Blue
  • White

Sizes

  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL

See the size chart

Fabric

Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.

About our fabrics

About the design

Fair warning: he will actually tell you about it.

This design lays out the full fermentation tracking sheet - temp, gravity, dry hop and conditioning notes - right next to a perfectly poured pint, with the deadpan punchline I Have Been Waiting For Someone To Ask.

Perfect for the dad, husband or mate who treats brew day like a science experiment and has a cellar full of bottles to prove it. A brilliant gift for the homebrewer who is never short of an opinion on hops.

Who it is for

  • Homebrewers and craft beer enthusiasts
  • Dad, husband, brother, uncle or grandad with a brewing hobby
  • Fathers Day, birthday or Christmas gifts
  • Brew day, taproom visits and beer tasting nights
  • Anyone who loves geeking out over a good pint

What it is made of

If you are looking for a thick, structured tee that is also super soft and breathable, look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd2 (206.8 g/m2)
  • Garment-dyed
  • Relaxed fit
  • 7/8 inch double-needle topstitched collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
  • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.

Size chart

Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Gildan 5000

Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.

Garment measurements in inches and cm
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S28.0 in71 cm18.0 in46 cm15.6 in40 cm
M29.0 in74 cm20.0 in51 cm17.0 in43 cm
L30.0 in76 cm22.0 in56 cm18.5 in47 cm
XL31.0 in79 cm24.0 in61 cm20.0 in51 cm
2XL32.0 in81 cm26.0 in66 cm21.5 in55 cm
3XL33.0 in84 cm28.0 in71 cm22.8 in58 cm

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