T-shirt
Ask Me About My Fermentation Schedule
From £12.83
Fair warning: he will actually tell you about it.
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11 colours
- Black
- Turf Green
- Charcoal
- Orange
- Tropical Blue
- Gold
- Daisy
- Sky
- Yellow Haze
- Light Blue
- White
Fabric
Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.
About the design
Fair warning: he will actually tell you about it.
This design lays out the full fermentation tracking sheet - temp, gravity, dry hop and conditioning notes - right next to a perfectly poured pint, with the deadpan punchline I Have Been Waiting For Someone To Ask.
Perfect for the dad, husband or mate who treats brew day like a science experiment and has a cellar full of bottles to prove it. A brilliant gift for the homebrewer who is never short of an opinion on hops.
Who it is for
- Homebrewers and craft beer enthusiasts
- Dad, husband, brother, uncle or grandad with a brewing hobby
- Fathers Day, birthday or Christmas gifts
- Brew day, taproom visits and beer tasting nights
- Anyone who loves geeking out over a good pint
What it is made of
If you are looking for a thick, structured tee that is also super soft and breathable, look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd2 (206.8 g/m2)
- Garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit
- 7/8 inch double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Blank product sourced from Honduras
About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.
Size chart
Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
Gildan 5000
Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.0 in71 cm | 18.0 in46 cm | 15.6 in40 cm |
| M | 29.0 in74 cm | 20.0 in51 cm | 17.0 in43 cm |
| L | 30.0 in76 cm | 22.0 in56 cm | 18.5 in47 cm |
| XL | 31.0 in79 cm | 24.0 in61 cm | 20.0 in51 cm |
| 2XL | 32.0 in81 cm | 26.0 in66 cm | 21.5 in55 cm |
| 3XL | 33.0 in84 cm | 28.0 in71 cm | 22.8 in58 cm |



